Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Windsor Disgruntled

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Captain Tom

When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking

I tired to Alabama the Mrs last night but captain Tom got in the mix

by Windsor Disgruntled May 27, 2020

Get the Captain Tommug.

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