25 definitions by Windows Error

A person from Russia (assumed) who gets some of the best tips from his comrades on the Internet. It's a meme, and Know Your Meme has made an entire article about it, so look there if you need more help.
You see Ivan, when hold peestol like me, you will never shoot the inaccurate, because fear of shooting fingers!

Yuo see Ivan, when carrying turret like me, the enemy will of not shooting you, because not knowing if use anti tank or anti infantery weapon.

You see Ivan, when shoot your own magazine, you make more boolets go out, and faster.
by Windows Error December 24, 2017
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A meme strat in CS:GO where everyone on T-side buys Dual Beretttas and crab-walks up banana. This is usually done when your team has a RIDICULOUS lead, like, you’re NiP (Ninjas in Pyjamas) vs. some trash no-name team, and you can do any other meme strats.
Seeing how we had a lead of 13-0, we decided to humiliate the other team and do the NiP Crabwalk.
by Windows Error February 22, 2018
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The class in Team Fortress 2 that everyone hates, but everyone plays as. Seriously, playing Spy will take your soul. If you actually want to help your team win, you play as Heavy, Medic, or Soldier, NOT Spy!
Soldier (Voice): Spy!
Obviously A Spy: Peekaboo!
*Soldier gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Soldier*
Medic (Voice): Spy!
*Medic gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Medic*
Engineer (Voice): Spy!
Obviously A Spy (Voice): Spy!
Engineer: Spah’s sapping mah sentry!
*Engineer gets backstabbed*
Spy: Did I throw a wrench into your “plans”? *laughs in French*
by Windows Error November 25, 2019
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When an anti-vaxxer mom needs something to end her incredibly under-researched argument or story about her preventing her child from being vaccinated. If seen on a social media post, please ignore the argument altogether.
When the doctor stabbed my child with the syringe, I lunged at him and took it out before he could inject autism into my child, and everyone clapped.
by Windows Error December 17, 2019
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An invader. This can mean an invader of anything; countries, privacy, personal space, etc. It comes from Dark Souls, where players who are online are capable of invading another person’s game by using a Cracked Red Eye Orb. Many deaths are the result of dark spirits invading players’ worlds, aside from boss battles and traps.
Dark spirit has invaded!

Germany was a dark spirit known for invading Poland.
Frank, you dark spirit, why would you walk in on us banging like that?!
Hey, dark spirit, get off of my lawn!
by Windows Error December 17, 2019
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A large chunk of ice that is sent afloat by loose support of an ice shelf or glacier. Some say you can travel on a man-made one, but it would be impractical.

In history, a collision with an iceberg caused the mighty ship Titanic to sink to the bottom of the ocean. It ripped the "impenetrable" steel hull of the ship right open, and the ship sank within 3 hours.
Captain! Iceberg off the starboard bow!

Bah! It's nothing! Nothing can sink the Titanic!
by Windows Error January 5, 2018
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A time that most of us humans have little faith in; War (Nuclear, old-school, etc), terrorism, disasters, the risk of famine, diseases, and maybe even modern trends like Fidget Spinners and the Dab are all potential reasons as to why.

Some other people, such as game developers, see the future to be bright and full of new technologies; such as even better PCs, military drones, jets that don't need wheels, laser weapons, and even stronger, more advanced smart-weapons!
"The future, is not a gift; it is an achievement!"
by Windows Error November 13, 2017
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