1 definition by Willis Cockfit

Malcolm

This is a male who enjoys the arts of eproctophilia or better known as fart fetish. Malcolms commonly receive pink eye and typically have bad breath. most females attracted to Malcolms are big girls who don't mind passing there gas for a purpose.

Heard that guy is a Malcolm, his wife always eats burritos before bed so she can help him out.

by Willis Cockfit January 23, 2020