2 definitions by Will D Beast

ginpo

acronym; Granny I'm Not Proud Of. The opposite of milf, the result of believing that 'any hole's a goal'. An rough looking older woman that you ended up having sex with. A GINPO could be what you wake up with, with a hangover when you thought you'd got some MILF the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. Definitely something you would not introduce to your mates.

I got laid last night but I'm not going there again; she was a ginpo.

by Will D Beast August 14, 2007

walnut procedure

Using the index finger to stimulate the male prostate gland via the rectum, or in layman's terms, when a bird jabs her finger up your wrong 'un.

I can't sit down; my girlfriend performed the walnut procedure on me last night

by Will D Beast August 13, 2007