Who wants a body massage?
Like Prairie doggin'. When you have to poop so bad that you are pushing it out and pulling it in. At the zenith of the outstroke, you actually touch your under garments. A slight blot.
"Dude, I am way past the warning farts. I am straight up blottin' cotton."
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