3 definitions by Who Gave Mankind Beer?

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A man whose penis is so long that when he takes a shit, his penis dips into the toilet water.
When that guy's cheeks hit the seat, his big dipper gets wet.
by Who Gave Mankind Beer? January 14, 2010

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Where the penis bends slightly to one side due to excessive masturbation.
"Did you here about what Sadie said about Danny?"
"Yeah, apparently he's been masturbating too much and now he has a bellbend"
by Who Gave Mankind Beer? January 13, 2010

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When a guy has sex with an armpit. Also referred to as a shoulder barge.
Harry could do his girlfriend in the normal way...but he prefers cock pits as he's a pretty twisted individual.
by Who Gave Mankind Beer? January 14, 2010

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