1 definition by Who’s Existential?
A sexual act in which (most commonly) a Man and Woman are performing The Standing 69 Sex position and right before the dude busts a nut, he pulls out and shoots it in the the girl’s eye and Tombstone Pile Drives that hoe straight to hell.
A Chad: “Bro, you should have seen my girl last night after I Tombstone Pile Drived her!”
Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”
Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”
by Who’s Existential? July 18, 2019