The laughingstock of Alberta. The have by far the dumbest fans
in the NHL, who think the Shames
are an NHL powerhouse despite the fact that
they've went past the first
round only once since 1989. They are one Kiprusoff away from a top ten draft pick. Their
are either filthy, strech-marked gutterwhores or inbred mulletheads
who live in a time where the Camaro is the epitome of high-class.
can't score to save their
lives, and depend
of clutch-and-grab and depending on their
goalie to be MVP every single game. A Battle of Alberta at the MaxipadDome includes
dump of an arena, and outcheering Shames fans
own building. It's quite a spectacle!
tend to make it through their
day by convincing themselves that
they are better
than Edmonton. An inferiority complex is an ugly thing.