14 definitions by WhiteMuchroom
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022
When you harvest mucus from multiple snails, put it in your mouth and spit it all on your girl’s face.
by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022
Girl: ugh my husband loves NFT so much I had to break up with his stupid ass
Other girl: I know I was doing the dirty with my husband and he yelled “monkey NFT” at me
Other girl: I know I was doing the dirty with my husband and he yelled “monkey NFT” at me
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022
Guy: bro let’s not hang out with Jacob tonight he’s a bit of a hypornicated dude
Other guy: yeah I agree
Other guy: yeah I agree
by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022
Boy: bro shut the fuck up before mom sees I beat your ass with a horseshoe
Brother: but I fucking broke my arm
Brother: but I fucking broke my arm
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022
by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022
The coolest fucking festival in the world. Don’t tell the ladies about the amount of beating off that happens at this event
Girl: hey why you being so weird all of a sudden
Guy: it’s cuz Sementa is coming up and k can’t have hoes get in my way
Guy: it’s cuz Sementa is coming up and k can’t have hoes get in my way
by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022