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To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.
To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.
"That Son of a Gun really pissed me off...I'm going to Tommy Carvel on his desk"

"Hey Dude, I had a couple of two pound burritos last night and when I went to the bathroom this morning I Tommy Carveled all the way up to the rim of the bowl"
by White Diesel June 13, 2007
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