9 definitions by Welch's gummies
When you only do two strokes and the cumshot dribbles out your dick like patheticly. Usually and embarrassing moment for all
by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017
When you go up to the class teacher with your homie and cross cross cum into her asshole on live television. Afterwards you get a midget to clean the mess up with a nun's garments.
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
A bisexual chick that happens to also be biracial. She gives you head and you cum so hard that she chokes. You use the body as a punching bag and occasionally a desk piece to hold little nick nacks and such
Yo that girl looks like a real striped-bobbler . I bet Timmy big toe can get in on some of that action.
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
When you spit on your penis then cumshot in a fan. You have to catch the cumshot in your mouth off the bank. If failed to do so you have to stick a toothpick down the mouth of your penis
by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017
When you stick your fist so far up a homo dude's ass that the best of his heart give your dick nice big veins.
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
When you shove a baseball bat so far up a female's asshole that you hit the uvula. The baseball bat is usually metal because it is nice and cold.
by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017
by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017