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The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner
Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer
by Weebster’s dictionary November 3, 2020
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