1 definition by Wedgie Lad 50708
one day when i was in 6th grade i decided to go to the forest during summer i wore breifs back then and two pair extra extra large incase i got a wedgie and good thing to cause two guys jumped me one picked me up by my underwear and put some pine cones in there and then they took some rope and hung me right in the middle of the soccer post for three hours after that they made me call home and tell them i was going to be gone for a few days nobody cared i was open game after that they put me on a tree while that time atleast six bystanders passed by and didn't even help a few even made it worse by putting pine cones in there after that they let me go at least i thought but as ounce as i got five feet i was actully begging to be put back in a wedgie so they put me on a teather ball pole but i coudn't get down cause they putt me in these like 8 in boots but after a janitor tried to help get me down he just took the boots off i was kinda glad to see the guys come back and give me food but then i had to sleep in a hanging wedgie i didn't care at alll all they really did was give me a hanging wedgie all day for the next 2 days i got 100% alchlohol put in my pants some people tryed helping but i didn't want to get out of the wedgie i wanted to stay in it the hole time even though i pissed my breifs like a hole lot and my underwear was way over my head i actully like it
by Wedgie Lad 50708 November 12, 2010