1 definition by Wedgewood Coffee

A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.

They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.

Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"

Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.

Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"

Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
by Wedgewood Coffee January 29, 2022
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