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1 definition by Was a porch monkey

 
1.
A person that sits usually on their porch by themselves or with other people doing basically nothing yet looking and watching others. They can be black or white.
Hey look at that dumb ass porch monkey just sitting there staring at us -- he looks like he is up to no good.
by Was a porch monkey November 16, 2009