a town in PA, that is so gay and boring. Place where there are almost no jobs but plenty of bars and completely random stores such as suezan's sweet shop, revolution motorcycle shop, and versa tron (who the fuck knows wat they sell there).

Is a system of points that reflect a person's popularity or social ranking. One is awarded cool points for doing something stupid or a completely mindblowing act (such as banging mark's mom or eating a baby) due to the fact that the person has either low self esteem or because his friends are complete doushe bags. Also High 5's and Negg's play quite a role in the cool ponts system. When one recieves a high 5, he is awarded usually 10 cool points. But when someone is disgraced with a Negg, they have 10 cool points subtracted. After one has banked up 100 cool points he is thought to be quite a cool fellow and his self esteem is quite high. But when someone has
-100 cool points they are diagnossed with AIDs and are thought of as sluts who give fat chicks sex.

Masturbating while eating a McDonalds Cheesburger

The Opposite of a High 5. An action that would subtract from ones cool ponts.

A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.

someone who is fat, stupid and/or drool on himself.