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1 definition by Vincenzo Lancelot

 
1.
1) A n00b whose name happens to be Bert.
2) Someone whose n00bism reaches such an extent that the mere word "n00b" is too weak to apply to him; thus he is termed a n00bert.
"Hey Bert wassup?"
"I'm just chillin' like a n00bert."

OR

"Goldberg is such a strong wrestler; he's easily tougher than Bret Hart."
"Shutup you fucking n00bert."
by Vincenzo Lancelot March 13, 2004