1 definition by Viejo1985

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(1) A crass, lewd sexual interaction that borderlines rape. (2) Any sexual act that that leaves the receipent feeling like a victim.
(1) "If you keep up that back talk, I'm going to hartford you so hard you won't walk for a week."

(2) "Bobby hartforded all over her face until she cried"
by Viejo1985 January 07, 2013

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