1 definition by Victim of bad hair stylist

Natural curly haired blonde woman who can't do hair. Her own hair is frizzy and fried looking, her face aged, and her body cocaine skinny. She is married but loves to whore around. She does not make friends with women, because...well....they don't have cocks! She shuffles through papers all day long with feigned purpose, her avoidance behavior annoys co-workers. She goes outside and sits in her car often for up to 30 minutes at a time, shuffling through her papers and talking on the phone.
Juli is a coke whore masqurading as a married hairstylist.

Pleas don't let Juli touch your hair, she will fuck it up bad!

Don't be a Juli, you're better than that.
by Victim of bad hair stylist April 25, 2011
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