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2 definitions by Vhargrave

 
1.
An erection you get from pure happiness. Completely non-sexual.
Guy 1: Dude, my girl got me Modern Warfare 2 before the release date!

Guy 2: Uhhh, check yourself dude

Guy 1: Don't worry, it's just a happy boner.
by Vhargrave April 27, 2010
 
2.
HFS
Horse Face Syndrome

When a male or female has a face that is too long and box-like, making her look like a horse.
Girl: Hey, do you wanna come to this party tonight.

Guy: Depends, is your friend gonna be there?

Girl: Yeah....

Guy: No. She has HFS, and I am NOT a jockey.
by VHargrave April 27, 2010