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1 definition by Veteran Observer

 
1.
A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.
That Laurie Curtis is a real hose monster . . . or at least she used to be back in her prime.
by Veteran Observer July 19, 2006