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Flat As Pancakes

Tits so empty and flat that you can flip them like a pancake using a spatula
by VeryVisionary August 10, 2023
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Boobs so bad, you would rather wipe your arse on them than kiss them
by VeryVisionary July 6, 2023
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Fabulous Ass Nasty Tits Annoyance

There is always a catch

She has such a great dumper but man her tits are deflated as fuck
Shame that she is a fanta, I had high hopes
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Jeff: How would you describe your girlfriend's tits?
Clive: FAB
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Deflated, empty tits with the nipples pointing south

Ruined through multiple pregnancies and many years of breastfeeding

A selfless and devoted mother who has sacrificed her assets in the name of her children's health and wellbeing

Bravo to those women. We salute you for your sacrifice. But for heavens sake put a top on because those pancakes are nasty
Through her years of breastfeeding she had created ruined tits
by VeryVisionary September 6, 2023
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Flat empty tits

Deflated and empty through years of child bearing and breast feeding

The consistency of pocket lining, a pocket square or a silk tie
Ma'am you have a fantastic arse and those gingerbread flaps are to die for
by VeryVisionary July 11, 2023
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The ability to manipulate men into doing anything that you want them to do simply by not wearing a bra

The sight of some empty breasts and erect nipples visible through your top has them simping after you all day
I made him buy me a jacket by using my pancake power. Silly little simp slave
by VeryVisionary September 9, 2023
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