2 definitions by Very Tall Human
A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.
I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.
K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.
I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.
K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.
I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.
by Very Tall Human December 8, 2010
The act of sodomizing or being sodomized during Breakfast Table. The Dean creating the special jizz filled cup of coffee could also be considered "Eating Breakfast."
Dchi Member: Yea lots of us were Eating Breakfast this morning during Breakfast Table.
Normal Person: Don't tell me that shit dude that's fucking gross.
Dchi Member: Doesn't everyone eat Breakfast?
I never thought Eating Breakfast could be so painful.
Normal Person: Don't tell me that shit dude that's fucking gross.
Dchi Member: Doesn't everyone eat Breakfast?
I never thought Eating Breakfast could be so painful.
by Very Tall Human January 12, 2011