2 definitions by Verwandlung (KB)

Turtle

Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.

Human : What's it like being a turtle?

Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.

by Verwandlung (KB) February 2, 2009

Grenadisci

Cocktail said to be invented by two giants residing in an abandoned bus near the village of Mesnil L'eglise (Belgium)at the turn of the century.

The cocktail:

Glass Type: Any
Garnish: none
Method: Shake and Strain

Ingredients:
1 part Grenadine
3 parts Whiskey

Woman: Can I have a taste of that beautiful looking cocktail you are drinking?

Man: Sure

Woman: Hmmm that's so good, does it have a name?

Man: Yes it's called Grenadisci.

Woman: I love you!

by Verwandlung (KB) February 2, 2009