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Hiccrabs, A person suffering from a severe case of hiccups and crabs, at the same time. This person may be found wearing a paper bag and madly scratching his/her crotch and hopping on one leg.
Janey had the hiccrabs when she fell into the pool.
by Vern Buttfungle April 13, 2008
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