2 definitions by Velda, girl detective

A person who works behind the scenes in a thrift shop or charity outlet, who vets donations for self gain before the public. Or a person who is buying charity donations and purposely grabs a item that you picked up and put down as they think there's money to be made in it.
Excuse me can I squeeze in to take a look at those records? Yes but only when I've picked the best out, Jez you're acting like a real charityselfer!
by Velda, girl detective November 12, 2017
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The hidden masked driving force behind actions you take, usually resulting in a bad situation evolving.
I guess that's cus you were, and probably still are a well behaved good mannered girl? Unless you can tell me otherwise? Where as I was and still am courted by trouble!
by Velda, girl detective August 24, 2017
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