A giant, ~24" dildo. It's freaking huge. Sells for $150.
I raped Jimmy with Thor, and now his pelvis is shattered.
To huck something at something with great force with the intent to cause massive damage.
"I'm gonna wing a tree at you if you don't shut up!"
Interjection used usually sarcastically to show disdain and lack of sympathy for a story, or merely as an ironic and random thing to place at the end of a tragic story. May sometimes see legitimate use placed at the end of a happy story, but that is usually a sarcastic imitation of an overenthusiastic person.
Also sees use as an utterly random interjection often with little relevance to anything pertaining to the topic.
Derived from the "Good Ending" of Bubble Bobble where it would cheerfully display HAPPY END in giant letters.
Features in the Retarted Cartoon Video when the Earth would explode.
cooljj: and then it turned out it was an infection and my dog dies
hrrble: HAPPY END
cooljj: your an asshat
And then the princess lived with the knight forever after and they had a thousand kids and they were all wonderfully smart and well behaved.
*internet shock thread showing a series of images of a cat being killed*
hrrbl posted : HAPPY END!
There are many ways to engage in intercourse with a car; one merely has to be creative enough.
The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.
Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.
Used for when you have nothing better to say.
As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.
Bob later overdosed on sugar.
A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.
These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)
ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites