1 definition by Varanistic

Something that is utterly nasty and disgusting to the touch , taste ,smell and sight. Originally use by Ticktoker JDGORMAN to describe a rotten smelly flatulence that causes you to run from the source of the offender.
The bird just pooped on neck and it’s just schmarmy , eww.

Your fart is so schmarmy eww !
by Varanistic November 26, 2020
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