Character from The Mighty Boosh played by British comedian Noel Fielding. He is a green cockney, with a polo around his eye because he has "minty vision".
Cruel and Crude, he is well known for pissing a lot.
The Hitcher is a cockney geezer with minty vision.
Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea
I'm a cockney flower watch me shower!
Every boo goes to making my erection that little bit stronger! Don't boo after the concept, fucking weirdo!