5 definitions by Van Eric Adams
An overly litigious scumbag often part of an incestual mother/son relationship. Litigos are known for their behaviors that annoy everyone; are often prone to violent outbursts targeting the elderly and other vulnerable groups; its not beneath litigos to fake their race in an effort to purloin social or welfare benefits.
Denise, "Did you hear, that pair of litigos Jon & Miriam Yaniv have added a third to their love son/mother copulating?".
Tammy, "No way! Are you serious??".
Denise, "Ya, they picked up Rabbi Sidney Friedman. They get naked, cover each other in peanut oil and roll around together until Sidney starts tag teaming Jon & Miriam. He goes back and forth between Jon's pus pocket and Miriam's sloppy dumper."
Tammy, "Wow....that's messed up!".
Tammy, "No way! Are you serious??".
Denise, "Ya, they picked up Rabbi Sidney Friedman. They get naked, cover each other in peanut oil and roll around together until Sidney starts tag teaming Jon & Miriam. He goes back and forth between Jon's pus pocket and Miriam's sloppy dumper."
Tammy, "Wow....that's messed up!".
by Van Eric Adams August 31, 2023
When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."
by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023
The disgusting feces & urine encrusted hovel occupied by grifting child predators. They can usually be identified by the extremely foul smell emanating from the premises as well as the whimpering of a dog in distress.
by Van Eric Adams September 6, 2022
A cowardly empty souled piece of human trash who'll kill a defenseless kitten because it no longer serves it's part in the human's grifting and attention getting. The kitten is simply a prop and never considered a pet who received the love and care it deserved. The offending human is also prone to outbursts of abuse against other vulnerable populations like seniors and the disabled.
Denise, "I have heard any meows coming from the pigloo for the past week. I wonder what happened to it?".
Sheldon, "Given that jon has a history of being a Kitten Killer I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned it and disposed of its remains.".
Denise, "Fuck sakes, he really is a monster!".
Sheldon, "He sure is, but like all monsters he won't win in the end!".
Sheldon, "Given that jon has a history of being a Kitten Killer I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned it and disposed of its remains.".
Denise, "Fuck sakes, he really is a monster!".
Sheldon, "He sure is, but like all monsters he won't win in the end!".
by Van Eric Adams September 8, 2023
by Van Eric Adams December 10, 2022