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18 definitions by Valintino the Big Surpremo

An ignorant European who is a class-A douchebag. They think all Americans are fat, stupid, stinky, spoiled retards who a lot like George Bush. A eurofag pretty much has probably never seen an American before, but for some unfathomable reason, they act like they know all about Americans when they don't. They also think that they are superior to everyone else. Not all Europeans are like this, just eurofags, in fact most Europeans are cool, but some are just complete assholes.
Eurofag: All Americans are fat, dumb, ignorant, and only eat McDonald's!
Average American: For your information, most of us are in good shape, we are not dumb, only about 1/4 of us are ignorant idiots, the rest of us are not ignorant, and we don't scarf down McDonald's like animals. So who is the real ignorant person?
Eurofag: *silence*
Average American: That's what I thought, you eurofag.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 31, 2010
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According to what school tells you: A great man who accidentally discovered America when no one else could find it.

Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.
Teacher: And that's how Christopher Columbus discovered America when no one else did.
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 31, 2010
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A social networking site that's perfect for stalking people with ease.
Ever since I made a Twitter account, that creepy, middle aged
man seems to be everywhere I go.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 25, 2010
284 106
List of annoying things;
1. peopeole woho tyyp lykke dissss
2. people who make insults towards countries and their citizens even though they never been to that country.
3. school
4. assholes who think they better than everyone else and like to fuck with random people for no reason. see barney badass
5. mainstream media
6. soccer moms
7. narcs
8. carlos mencia
9. stupid politicians
10. loud-ass people
11. fanboys
12. fangirls
13. spam
14. bratty children
15. people who resort to saying "your mom", a "yo mama joke", and "your face" as comebacks
Those are all annoying things
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 25, 2010
219 55
Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 25, 2010
227 81
A burden to the human race, a scourge of humanity, a disgusting demon from Hell. The reason for such atrocities like the ESRB, v-chips, and the freakin' FCC. Soccer moms are a subspecies of humans, like monkeys and chimpanzees. They are often middle-aged and blonde, but they act like they're 20 and they often wear track pants to show of their disgusting hippo-ass that will make you vomit. They think their little, bratty, teeny boppers spawned from the radioactive shit from the asshole of Satan. Seriously, their kids are like demons! Soccer moms often force their offspring to do some sort of after school (soccer, baseball, football, etc.). Soccer moms also have very strict rules.
Me: *listening to Banana 101.5 in my Dad's car while he gets some smokes and beer*
Soccer Mom: You turn that awful garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it up*
Me: Fuck you.
SM: *angry groan* YOU... YOU...*stomps off in anger*
Me: What a bitch.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 14, 2010
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