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Usually a nerdy pussy who has no real friends. But online, they think they're the best thing since fried chicken and think they can easily kick anyone's ass. THEY USUALLY TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE THIS, THREATEN YOU, AND SWEAR EVERY OTHER WORD. They also have bad grammar and act like gangsters. Not to mention their excessive use of exclamation marks.
Normal person: Sonic games suck now.
E-thug: STFU PUSSY ASS BITCH!!!! YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A COCKSUCKIN DIKHEAD PRIC!!!!!! IF I EVR SEE YUR ASS IN PRSUN ILL KIK YUR ASS SOO BADLY THT YOOR GRANDCHELLDRIN WILL FEAL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal person: Pfft, look at the e-thug playing tough guy.
E-thug: *no response*
E-thug: STFU PUSSY ASS BITCH!!!! YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A COCKSUCKIN DIKHEAD PRIC!!!!!! IF I EVR SEE YUR ASS IN PRSUN ILL KIK YUR ASS SOO BADLY THT YOOR GRANDCHELLDRIN WILL FEAL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal person: Pfft, look at the e-thug playing tough guy.
E-thug: *no response*
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010
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Eurofag: All Americans are fat, dumb, ignorant, and only eat McDonald's!
Average American: For your information, most of us are in good shape, we are not dumb, only about 1/4 of us are ignorant idiots, the rest of us are not ignorant, and we don't scarf down McDonald's like animals. So who is the real ignorant person?
Eurofag: *silence*
Average American: That's what I thought, you eurofag.
Average American: For your information, most of us are in good shape, we are not dumb, only about 1/4 of us are ignorant idiots, the rest of us are not ignorant, and we don't scarf down McDonald's like animals. So who is the real ignorant person?
Eurofag: *silence*
Average American: That's what I thought, you eurofag.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 31, 2010
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by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010
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Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo for the burgers!
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
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Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
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by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 11, 2010
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Me: *listening to Banana 101.5 in my Dad's car while he gets some smokes and beer*
Soccer Mom: You turn that awful garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it up*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE TO SPACES DOWN!!!
Me: Fuck you.
SM: *angry groan* YOU... YOU...*stomps off in anger*
Me: What a bitch.
Soccer Mom: You turn that awful garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it up*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE TO SPACES DOWN!!!
Me: Fuck you.
SM: *angry groan* YOU... YOU...*stomps off in anger*
Me: What a bitch.
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