1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or useless
toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort.
2. An irritating
, attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame douche bag