11 definitions by Ur Daddie
Refers to the legal case in which Henry Louis Gates Jr, a Harvard Professor who teaches, among other topics, identity politics issues such as racial profiling accuses sergeant James Crowley of the Cambridge police force, who himself teaches other Cambridge police officers about racial profiling and how to avoid it, of racial profiling when sergeant Crowley arrested Professor Gates for disorderly conduct on July 16th 2009.
Pete: What's up with that thing about that black Harvard professor accusing the white cop of racial profiling?
John: Ya I've seen it. It's Gates gate. It's all over the news. Now get your fat brown eye off the remote so I can watch Red Eye.
John: Ya I've seen it. It's Gates gate. It's all over the news. Now get your fat brown eye off the remote so I can watch Red Eye.
by Ur Daddie July 24, 2009
Alice: Patti, is that your boyfriend Bob with another girl over there?
Patti: WTF? You're right. Asshole! I guess he doesn't know about the Golden Karma Rule.
Patti (texting on phone): Hey Fred, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Patti: WTF? You're right. Asshole! I guess he doesn't know about the Golden Karma Rule.
Patti (texting on phone): Hey Fred, what are you doing tomorrow night?
by Ur Daddie January 15, 2021
Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3
by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009
A clusterfuckturducken phenomena is when a brand new clusterfuck muddle develops inside of a preexisting clusterfuck predicament. If you are observing several unbelievably deeply embedded clusterfuckturducken layers, most likely the outer layer is your federal government.
Bro, “no-fly zone” is a euphemism for war. Obama is getting in touch with his inner neocon by following France’s (of all countries) non-US national security risk-justified military incursion in a pseudo-country which is at best a loose collection of like 150 Arab tribes – mainly to protect European oil interests but in the guise of protecting armed anti-establishment Libyan rebels.
We have no congressionally certified entrance or exit strategy. UN Security Council Russian, Chinese, Indian, Brazilian and German members don’t support this. Defense Secretary Robert Gates himself warned against this. This whole thing could have been avoided by judicious CIA pressure on Gaddafi weeks ago before the killing started. Obama is now trying to wash his hands of this mission by handing, can you imagine, control of our US military over to some international political steering committee. All this during a time period when the US is already in two Middle Eastern wars, we are already in financial in dire straits, and Muslim nations worldwide are already significantly anti-US.
Has Obama even considered that he is unintended-consequence-like aligning with anti-Gaddafi Libyan al-Qaeda affiliates? After Obama specifically campaigned on his constitutional law professor opinion that US presidents do not have the power under our constitution to unilaterally authorize military attacks? The graphic of this make-it-up-as-you-go plan is a complicated embedded venn-diagram-like clusterfuckturducken.
We have no congressionally certified entrance or exit strategy. UN Security Council Russian, Chinese, Indian, Brazilian and German members don’t support this. Defense Secretary Robert Gates himself warned against this. This whole thing could have been avoided by judicious CIA pressure on Gaddafi weeks ago before the killing started. Obama is now trying to wash his hands of this mission by handing, can you imagine, control of our US military over to some international political steering committee. All this during a time period when the US is already in two Middle Eastern wars, we are already in financial in dire straits, and Muslim nations worldwide are already significantly anti-US.
Has Obama even considered that he is unintended-consequence-like aligning with anti-Gaddafi Libyan al-Qaeda affiliates? After Obama specifically campaigned on his constitutional law professor opinion that US presidents do not have the power under our constitution to unilaterally authorize military attacks? The graphic of this make-it-up-as-you-go plan is a complicated embedded venn-diagram-like clusterfuckturducken.
by Ur Daddie March 23, 2011