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Accomplishing the task of escapegoating, while having "baby balls." This is done in order to achieve a complete undetected presence. )Refer to "Escapegoat" and "Baby balls")

Escapegoat: This maneuver entails an individual T-bagging or (ball-wiping)the face of another, while them being unconscious or in a sleeping state. This task must be done in an undetected and swift manor, ninja like one might say. This being accomplished, earns the up-most honor in the grotesque society of discussing activities.

Baby Balls: shaving one balls to obtain the look of a genitalia similar to babies.
- Man carefully when you escape goat her, she might find out.
- Na man it's cool. I'm gonna babygoat her!
by Up Dog? What? August 25, 2008
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