douchee

the most insulting retort one can give. A combination of the fencing term "touchee" and a reference to the person being insulted showing the traits of a vaginal hygenic device.

"I can't believe you went to SOHA, ass-slut."
'Didn't you go last night?'
"Douchee."

by Unregistered User July 22, 2003

herad

v. tr. to listen intently while provide the listening party insight into one's own flaws

i think the titties part is one of the funniest things i've ever herad

by Unregistered User September 23, 2003