1 definition by Unknown awesome crouton
Average Subaru driver.... loner. He doesn’t have a wife and kids but probably should by now. He doesn’t have a love. He goes to Panera every Sunday.... low quality Mexican. Lowlife. His actually name is casubaru. The best the one the only. Small ears and a flamingo tie. Taller than everyone and usually has dirty fingernails. Loves chipotle. Self obsessed and also hates this girl named Mikaela cuz she’s so ugh.
by Unknown awesome crouton March 11, 2018