4 definitions by Under da Bus
Realtor: "Check out this completely updated kitchen! Everything's new, new, NEW!"
Me: "No, no, NO! Nothing but gray and stainless steel. A secondhand autopsy table would blend right in. This kitchen needs to be downdated!"
Me: "No, no, NO! Nothing but gray and stainless steel. A secondhand autopsy table would blend right in. This kitchen needs to be downdated!"
by Under da Bus March 4, 2022
Noun (Alternate spelling of syllabaphobia): an apparent aversion to syllables, demonstrated by the tendency to truncate words by removing one or more syllables.
My roommate: “I’m taking my vacay next week!”
Me (in my head): Vacay for vacation, glam for glamorous, totes for total(ly)… Geez, the whole words aren’t that long. It seems like we have an epidemic of syllabophobia.
Me (in my head): Vacay for vacation, glam for glamorous, totes for total(ly)… Geez, the whole words aren’t that long. It seems like we have an epidemic of syllabophobia.
by Under da Bus July 20, 2023
An insanely dangerous sport, wherein one hurtles down a bobsled track, exceeding the legal speed limit on most U.S. highways, headfirst on a sled that's barely big enough to ride on.
Fun to watch, the skeleton must be named after the anatomical part that breaks if the contestant crashes.
by Under da Bus February 13, 2022
A Trumptard, specifically, one who displays "Fuck Biden" signs, flags and decals on one's vehicle or home, and/or engages in Bidenfuckery in general.
by Under da Bus February 8, 2022