"That was a great episode of Baywatch last night.Soon as it finished I had to go upstairs and pull the pud
The ability to masturbate or pull the pud
just as effectively with either hand
"I write left-handed,play golf right-handed but when it comes to masturbation I'm ambiwankstrous
Verb - To engage in sexual intercourse with your chosen partner from behind,doggy style
"I picked up some blart
at the pub last night,took her home and backscuttled the tart.
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