Definitions by Uncle Knuckle

Mr. Squishy 

Ejaculating into a condom, then leaving it on all day.
Usually refers to an act of masturbation.

"My wife wouldn't give me any this morning so I took matters into my own hands. To avoid that bothersome cleanup, I wore a condom, and I brought Mr. Squishy to work with me."

Mr. Squishy by Uncle Knuckle January 22, 2010