133 definitions by Uncle Joosie
George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper
by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023
appearing outside a New York courthouse after one of his 6,000 trials, guiltiest-mutherfucker donald scrump waved his tiny hands around doing the Mob Accordion which is always a sure sign he's lying and afraid of going to prison.
by Uncle Joosie October 5, 2023
Representative Elise from New York was grandstanding, lying and obfuscating during Trump impeachment hearings; her desperate Stefanikking was patently obvious to millions watching
by Uncle Joosie November 16, 2019
Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.
by Uncle Joosie July 5, 2023
Just before sprinting through halls of congress in fear of his life on Jan 6th, Joshua Hawley raised his fist in solidarity with Hillbilly Seditionists. Lying-liar Fisty McManhood then decided to pay a ghostwriter for a piece-of-shit book that he slapped his name on, in which he screeches about attacks on masculinity and what it means to be a "real" dude.
by Uncle Joosie May 25, 2023
In 1936, Berlin Olympic Games engaged in Sportwashing of Nazi atrocities during Holocaust. In 2022, the PGA Tour is actively Sportwashing Kingdom of Saudi Arabia by collaborating on lucrative-golf events at The Former Guy's shithole in Bedminster. famed golfer Greg Norman, in another bit of Sportwashing, called brutal-bonesaw murder of Jamal Khashoggi a "mistake."
by Uncle Joosie September 25, 2022