Uncle Jesse's Left Nut
ok, you have a vagina. and then one day, BAM! Herpes. thats how it happens.
The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking.
the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.
King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.
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