133 definitions by Uncle Joosie
Gay roommates Carl & Tim were sitting around watching the news, learning that Jarvanka wasn't totally truthful about their 1/6 testimony. Carl turned to Tim and said, "that Jared Kushner needs to be bent over a bannister and plowed by a BBC." Tim agreed, saying "Bannister Boy. absolutely"
by Uncle Joosie June 22, 2022
when Jorgeous was worried about tanking Snatch Game on Ru Paul’s Drag Race she knew a lipsync was coming. “no worries mama. I have my punching the ghost move!”
by Uncle Joosie March 19, 2022
Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.
by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020
by Uncle Joosie August 1, 2018
One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”
by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022
Aura of badass around Attorney General Merrick Garland after DOJ raided Donny Trump's Florida shithole
Clyde was watching news break about DOJ's raid on MarALago, and he couldn't believe his eyes. "holy fuck I kept saying Merrick was doing nothing but now agents are swarming The Former Guy's criming HQ? that's some Dark Garland shit right there!!"
by Uncle Joosie August 9, 2022
"Deza"—or soviet disinformation—is what Trump uses every damn day in an attempt to distract Americans with fucking bullshit so they forget the Russia scandal.
Donald "Cletus" Trump used his most-dramatic Performance Deza when he released audio of his agreeing to pay a hooker named Cherysh through his fixer Michael Cohen—which was to distract from Trump-Russia.
by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018