12 definitions by Uncle Buck, Tennessee

Turdulence

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.

Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021

ghosting that dog turd

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.

Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

Mazeltov Cocktail

A severe case of explosive diarrhea from eating bad fish at Hannukah.

Man, I never should have eaten that pickled herring last night. I ended up tossing a mazeltov cocktail in my toilet this morning.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 28, 2018

Cracker Belly

It's the extremely uncomfortable feeling of fullness after eating a meal at Cracker Barrel. Usually accompanied by a feeling of stickiness due to the ubiquitous use of syrup by its patrons and staff.

Emilie: What's wrong? You've been lying on the couch all afternoon.
Dad: I had the Momma's Pancake Breakfast at Cracker Barrel for lunch and now I've got the Cracker Belly.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 24, 2021