A person who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend (or farmyard animal), with whom you have sexual relations, on the mutual understanding that you both want sex and nothing more.
Strictly, for the term 'fuck buddy' to apply, both people involved have to be single.
Strictly, for the term 'fuck buddy' to apply, both people involved have to be single.
by Umbongo - England April 02, 2003
Get the fuck buddymug. A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the clitorismug. Used in reference to homosexual sex. A play on the usually heterosexual 69 position, where the numerals represent the position of the sexual partners.
In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.
In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the 99mug. Slang word for 'penis'. Not to be confused with the the other male navigation organ the 'brain', (though often they can be used interchangably).
Also the sound when a musical bell is struck.
Also the sound when a musical bell is struck.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the dongmug. The act of using one's tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.
Insertion of the tongue is not necessary. Circular motions in the clockwise directions are supposedly better in the Northern hemisphere, and anti-clockwise ones in the Southern.
Insertion of the tongue is not necessary. Circular motions in the clockwise directions are supposedly better in the Northern hemisphere, and anti-clockwise ones in the Southern.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the rimmingmug. Rag Week. This is a special religious festival in every woman's calender. It is celebrated for one week in every month, and is dedicated to the Greek Goddess 'Tam-Pax' (also known as 'Queen of Bitches').
During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.
A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).
During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.
A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).
by Umbongo - England April 01, 2003
Get the Rag Weekmug. This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.
Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.
Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
Get the splidge flanksmug.