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If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.
It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.
Also a known cure for vpl.
It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.
Also a known cure for vpl.
by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003
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Get the pull mug.The fourth science after Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. Cockology relates to the study of the male genital organ.
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Get the cockology mug.Rag Week. This is a special religious festival in every woman's calender. It is celebrated for one week in every month, and is dedicated to the Greek Goddess 'Tam-Pax' (also known as 'Queen of Bitches').
During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.
A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).
During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.
A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).
by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003
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The GBF is a fashion accessory mainly found adorning city women having risen to popularity in the late 90's. GBF's are prized for having acute fashion sense and therefore suitable for shopping trips. Also known for better understanding the mysteries of female nature and therefore a good Agony Uncle and conversationalist.
GBF's are sometimes used as stand-in boyfriends at social/business/family gatherings when a woman has no real boyfriend.
The GBF is a fashion accessory mainly found adorning city women having risen to popularity in the late 90's. GBF's are prized for having acute fashion sense and therefore suitable for shopping trips. Also known for better understanding the mysteries of female nature and therefore a good Agony Uncle and conversationalist.
GBF's are sometimes used as stand-in boyfriends at social/business/family gatherings when a woman has no real boyfriend.
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
Get the gbf mug.A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
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