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Usually used in reference to a lady who has a revolving door to her bedroom. Though less common, 'slag' may also be applied to males who spread their seed too thinly and on bad soil.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the slag mug.If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.
It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.
Also a known cure for vpl.
It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.
Also a known cure for vpl.
by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003
Get the Going Commando mug.An exclamation used at the sight of a male blessed in the trouser regions.
An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.
An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the whopper mug.A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the clitoris mug.Used in reference to homosexual sex. A play on the usually heterosexual 69 position, where the numerals represent the position of the sexual partners.
In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.
In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the 99 mug.Word used to describe the successful act of attracting a person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the pull mug.An acronym for Gay Best Friend. A homosexual man who is the best friend of a woman.
The GBF is a fashion accessory mainly found adorning city women having risen to popularity in the late 90's. GBF's are prized for having acute fashion sense and therefore suitable for shopping trips. Also known for better understanding the mysteries of female nature and therefore a good Agony Uncle and conversationalist.
GBF's are sometimes used as stand-in boyfriends at social/business/family gatherings when a woman has no real boyfriend.
The GBF is a fashion accessory mainly found adorning city women having risen to popularity in the late 90's. GBF's are prized for having acute fashion sense and therefore suitable for shopping trips. Also known for better understanding the mysteries of female nature and therefore a good Agony Uncle and conversationalist.
GBF's are sometimes used as stand-in boyfriends at social/business/family gatherings when a woman has no real boyfriend.
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
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