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Word used to describe the successful act of attracting a person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the pull mug.Male undergarment distinguised by a 'y' shaped penis-flap at the front, which allows easy access for BJs or golden showers.
May cause infertility due to ballsack restriction.
May cause infertility due to ballsack restriction.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the y-fronts mug.An acronym for Gay Best Friend. A homosexual man who is the best friend of a woman.
The GBF is a fashion accessory mainly found adorning city women having risen to popularity in the late 90's. GBF's are prized for having acute fashion sense and therefore suitable for shopping trips. Also known for better understanding the mysteries of female nature and therefore a good Agony Uncle and conversationalist.
GBF's are sometimes used as stand-in boyfriends at social/business/family gatherings when a woman has no real boyfriend.
The GBF is a fashion accessory mainly found adorning city women having risen to popularity in the late 90's. GBF's are prized for having acute fashion sense and therefore suitable for shopping trips. Also known for better understanding the mysteries of female nature and therefore a good Agony Uncle and conversationalist.
GBF's are sometimes used as stand-in boyfriends at social/business/family gatherings when a woman has no real boyfriend.
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
Get the gbf mug.A splicing of the words 'massive' and 'huge'. Used to indicate that something is large in measurement, and that the size need be excitedly proclaimed.
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
Get the mahusive mug.More accurately the name 'y-fronts' comes from the shape of the undergarment which can be seen as the letter 'y' in much the same way a 't-shirt' may be viewed as the letter 't'.
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
Get the y-fronts mug.This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.
Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.
Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
Get the splidge flanks mug.Acronym for Visible Panty Line.
Since the Nobel Prize for Outstanding Services to Mankind was awarded to Sisqo
for promoting the thong, VPL has
fortunately become a rarer sight on the bottoms of women across the globe.
VPL is where the panties of a woman are visible through the material of lower-body clothing. This is a definite fashion misdemeanor (as any gbf will tell you). VPL damages the aesthetic beauty of a fine rump, and can be very harmful to a woman's health.
Only in two cases is it allowable to have VPL - During Rag Week and severe hemorrhoids.
Known cures for VPL are the G-string, V-string, thong, tanga, T-back and
going commando.
Since the Nobel Prize for Outstanding Services to Mankind was awarded to Sisqo
for promoting the thong, VPL has
fortunately become a rarer sight on the bottoms of women across the globe.
VPL is where the panties of a woman are visible through the material of lower-body clothing. This is a definite fashion misdemeanor (as any gbf will tell you). VPL damages the aesthetic beauty of a fine rump, and can be very harmful to a woman's health.
Only in two cases is it allowable to have VPL - During Rag Week and severe hemorrhoids.
Known cures for VPL are the G-string, V-string, thong, tanga, T-back and
going commando.
by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003
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