Umbongo - England's definitions

99

Used in reference to homosexual sex. A play on the usually heterosexual 69 position, where the numerals represent the position of the sexual partners.

In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.

"I went up to the ice-cream man and asked him for a 99. He gave me a large creamy one."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

cockology

The fourth science after Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. Cockology relates to the study of the male genital organ.

"Jessica sucks dick like she got a PHD in Cockology!"

by Umbongo - England April 2, 2003

Going Commando

If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.

It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.

Also a known cure for vpl.

"I'm gonna wear those really tight shorts and go commando to show off my bulge."

by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003

slag

Usually used in reference to a lady who has a revolving door to her bedroom. Though less common, 'slag' may also be applied to males who spread their seed too thinly and on bad soil.

"She slept with, John, Rick, Tom and Peter, and that was before breakfast. She's such a slag."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

pull

Word used to describe the successful act of attracting a person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired.

"With the help of my lucky Y-fronts I should pull tonight."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

Rag Week

Rag Week. This is a special religious festival in every woman's calender. It is celebrated for one week in every month, and is dedicated to the Greek Goddess 'Tam-Pax' (also known as 'Queen of Bitches').

During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.

A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).

"I love going down on my girlfriend during rag week.

by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003

splidge flanks

This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.

Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.

"Check out that fine ass! Too bad about the splidge flanks."

by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003