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An exclamation used at the sight of a male blessed in the trouser regions.
An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.
An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the whopper mug.A person who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend (or farmyard animal), with whom you have sexual relations, on the mutual understanding that you both want sex and nothing more.
Strictly, for the term 'fuck buddy' to apply, both people involved have to be single.
Strictly, for the term 'fuck buddy' to apply, both people involved have to be single.
by Umbongo - England April 2, 2003
Get the fuck buddy mug.Rag Week. This is a special religious festival in every woman's calender. It is celebrated for one week in every month, and is dedicated to the Greek Goddess 'Tam-Pax' (also known as 'Queen of Bitches').
During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.
A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).
During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.
A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).
by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003
Get the Rag Week mug.This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.
Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.
Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
Get the splidge flanks mug.More accurately the name 'y-fronts' comes from the shape of the undergarment which can be seen as the letter 'y' in much the same way a 't-shirt' may be viewed as the letter 't'.
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
Get the y-fronts mug.Acronym for Visible Panty Line.
Since the Nobel Prize for Outstanding Services to Mankind was awarded to Sisqo
for promoting the thong, VPL has
fortunately become a rarer sight on the bottoms of women across the globe.
VPL is where the panties of a woman are visible through the material of lower-body clothing. This is a definite fashion misdemeanor (as any gbf will tell you). VPL damages the aesthetic beauty of a fine rump, and can be very harmful to a woman's health.
Only in two cases is it allowable to have VPL - During Rag Week and severe hemorrhoids.
Known cures for VPL are the G-string, V-string, thong, tanga, T-back and
going commando.
Since the Nobel Prize for Outstanding Services to Mankind was awarded to Sisqo
for promoting the thong, VPL has
fortunately become a rarer sight on the bottoms of women across the globe.
VPL is where the panties of a woman are visible through the material of lower-body clothing. This is a definite fashion misdemeanor (as any gbf will tell you). VPL damages the aesthetic beauty of a fine rump, and can be very harmful to a woman's health.
Only in two cases is it allowable to have VPL - During Rag Week and severe hemorrhoids.
Known cures for VPL are the G-string, V-string, thong, tanga, T-back and
going commando.
by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003
Get the VPL mug.Slang abbreviation for 'clitoris'.
A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
by Umbongo - England January 10, 2007
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