Umbongo - England's definitions

whopper

An exclamation used at the sight of a male blessed in the trouser regions.

An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.

"Even though Julie never ate fast food, she'd always jump at the chance to swallow a whopper."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

fuck buddy

A person who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend (or farmyard animal), with whom you have sexual relations, on the mutual understanding that you both want sex and nothing more.

Strictly, for the term 'fuck buddy' to apply, both people involved have to be single.

"I ain't had any dick in weeks! I'll give Mike a call. He's my fuck-buddy."

by Umbongo - England April 2, 2003

Going Commando

If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.

It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.

Also a known cure for vpl.

"I'm gonna wear those really tight shorts and go commando to show off my bulge."

by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003

slag

Usually used in reference to a lady who has a revolving door to her bedroom. Though less common, 'slag' may also be applied to males who spread their seed too thinly and on bad soil.

"She slept with, John, Rick, Tom and Peter, and that was before breakfast. She's such a slag."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

cockology

The fourth science after Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. Cockology relates to the study of the male genital organ.

"Jessica sucks dick like she got a PHD in Cockology!"

by Umbongo - England April 2, 2003

pull

Word used to describe the successful act of attracting a person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired.

"With the help of my lucky Y-fronts I should pull tonight."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

Rag Week

Rag Week. This is a special religious festival in every woman's calender. It is celebrated for one week in every month, and is dedicated to the Greek Goddess 'Tam-Pax' (also known as 'Queen of Bitches').

During this week, females of child-bearing age offer blood to symbolise their sistership with each other, and their devotion to the Goddess.

A special sport called 'man-baiting' is also practised during the festivities, where women must say everything a man does is wrong (even if it isn't, or she asked him to do it 5 minutes earlier).

"I love going down on my girlfriend during rag week.

by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003