2 definitions by Ulysses H. Ficus

Mental Vasectomy

Watching or listening to something that makes your balls hurt just from thinking about it

Paul - "yesterday I watched this video where some guy shoved a screwdriver up his penis!!"

Don - "dude, shut up, you're giving me a mental vasectomy"

by Ulysses H. Ficus February 1, 2011

Strawberry Nose

A nose that is so infested with blackheads that it resembles the seeds on a strawberry.

Hal - "Oh my God, you need to pop some blackheads!"

Walter - "I know. I woke up this morning with an awful strawberry nose."

by Ulysses H. Ficus February 1, 2011