3 definitions by Tyler Peniston

Period monster

Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.

My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.

by Tyler Peniston June 4, 2020

Gulag

Never reveal the secret, boys. This magical place mustn’t be known to women, don’t be a simp.

My girl kept asking me what the Gulag was but I didn’t tell her, for I kept my word to the boys.

by Tyler Peniston April 12, 2020

Shrek’s Sex Slave

The most honorable position in society, dedicated to pleasing our noble lord and savior, Shrek. Once you accept this duty, you are pledged to eternal allegiance in stroking the mighty ogre shaft and cleaning up the muddy green goo that brings us happiness. Thou beith with shrek, our god.

After years of masturbation and worship, our leader finally promoted me to Shrek’s Sex Slave and now I feel that my life has real purpose.

by Tyler Peniston April 27, 2020