1 definition by Tyler Malone
The Myth that is used to teach children that lying is an acceptable Christian practice.
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.
Reindeer can fly.
Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!
The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.
OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.
But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)
I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.
Reindeer can fly.
Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!
The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.
OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.
But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)
I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
by Tyler Malone March 23, 2008