noun. The modern day term for the fetish a male posseses concerning a womans foot and/or feet. One with this condition tends to engage in vigorous sexual encounters with the feet and the feet alone. Extreme sexual gratification comes from this condition for this person
"So one time Rocco decided to perform Vastafication on his girlfriends feet. She put them together and he rubbed his man junk all up in it. He sir, he laied the Alaskan Pipeline to her feet"
verb. the act of tieing a female up(hog style), hanging her from the ceiling, proceeding to beat her in the stomach with a Lousiville Slugger until she begins to vomit and bleed profusely. The winner of this event can take the honor of engaging in furious mexican intercourse with the lucky female. This is followed by a homecooked burrito dinner by the female
"For Joses 19th birthday, his dad bought him a keg Tecate(popular Mexican beer) and a stripper. His dad thought it would be a good idea to Mexican pinata that bitch. Jose will never forget his 19th birthday. Jose is now the Triple A home run king for the Columbus Clippers and the stripper is a parapeligec"