A person who has no idea what the hell he is talking about, but claims he is an expert in the subject. He talks down to others claiming he knows all, until he gets shut down hard.
Hi tech support? I am an IT professional and my internet doesn’t work! You better fix this NOW.
OK sir, are you using a static or dynamic IP address?
I don’t know what that means; just get my internet working ASAP!
OK, sir... you are an Ass Nipple!