1 definition by TxTxTx

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Being lazy for no reason, and on top of that not funcioning properly.

If you have a lazy monkey in your pants, you tend to pee/poo in your pants from time to time.
Woah! Man, you're a lazy monkey and you got a lazy monkey in your pants.
by TxTxTx August 15, 2004

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